Bethany is recording on location in upstate New York.  After telling a ridiculous lie about her husband, Bethany and her uncle Bob ponder a hypothetical situation: your spouse in another room asks you to open the door.  The room you are in has 2 doors.  WHICH DO YOU OPEN?  Also, all of our listeners are FOUR degrees away from Kevin Bacon ... but only if you listen to this episode.

John returns after far too long of an absence.  A discussion of a "gorgeous" African prince John photographed leads into a "Same Sex Hot or Not" game.  Which female pop star looks like Marilyn Manson?  What's the verdict on Sarah Jessica Parker?  Are "perfume-ad guys" hot?  Who is America's Sweetheart -- Sandra Bullock or Faith Hill?  Listen to find out.

Check out John's excellent photographic work by clicking here.

Bethany joins Rachel to talk about some universal truths of motherhood: how the Miracle on Ice makes you lactate, how many weeks it takes to stop caring about getting vomit and feces all over you, stealth breastfeeding, and going days without bathing.  Momcast!

It's been a long time since Chuck came on the podcast.  Bethany and Chuck ramble on about living at a ski resort year-round, the quality of Ralph Lauren and Phat Farm shirts, Chris Brown's two-head, why Subarus are better than helicopters, the pain of having mock-able last names, and Bethenny Frankel's hideously jacked-up face.  Oh, and Chuck writes a Justin Bieber song on the spot!

Check out Chuck's sweet artwork here.

Jon introduces Bethany to the Missed Connections section of Craigslist, but that quickly devolves into trolling the crazier Roanoke personal ads.  PLUS -- why People magazine should give more than one paragraph to a Party of Five member's kidnapping.

Chris Weddle returns with another installment of The Twitter Game.  This time, we discover which Hills castmember is into geocaching, what a "spelling area" is, Ryan Seacrest's perfect 5 o'clock shadow, Weddle's Brandon Boyd impression, why Bethany wants to give John Mayer an enema, and, of course, full frontal psychological nudity.

Anna takes her maiden podcast voyage to talk about why baby showers are sexist and insufferable, but then offers a 4-point plan to change all baby showers for the better forever.  Also, we have shoutouts to some previous podcasts, a little LeBron talk, and the worst lyric from any song ever.

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Bethany confesses a horrifying ordeal to Ben, who attempts to teach her to love her body (and all its functions) as it is.  In the process, Ben explains the meaning of "How's Your Father?" and we find out why Bethany will forever be known as "Deuces Wild."

Hop on over and check out Ben's cool video game podcast, The Working Dead.

BWB is back with another in our series of tales of crappy customer service.

Alan and Bethany talk about the joys of having awesome, witty comebacks to someone who gives you attitude during poor customer service.  Alan shares the best story of yelling at a hookah bar waittress in the street that you'll hear all week!

Sorry for the inconsistencies.  The BWB podcast will be back to its regular format beginning July 1st!  If you have a podcast idea or would like to be a guest, email us at "bethany.d.cook@gmail.com". 

Since you haven't been punished in a while (by me).